Halloween 2008: Oak Lawn, Part XX

Continuing where we left off...
"That's a big Twinkie."

In an alternate universe, it wasn't Keith Richards who was Jack Sparrow's father.  It was Frank Zappa.

She haunts your wettest dreams.

You see, those goggles they give you in tanning booths aren't just for looks.

It would be interesting to ponder which requires more effort to carry back to the car: Jessica Rabbit's chest or Amy Winehouse?

Photographic evidence.  It's why I believe in Harvey Dent.

There's obviously more than enough for two.

"Hell-o!"

Ventriloquism is the art of misdirection.

No matter how enticing it seems at the time, avoid anyone trying to lure you into a pyramid scheme.

It sort of takes the fun out of it when they're old enough that it isn't illegal anymore.

Girls go wild for those Chip 'n' Dale dancers... especially when they're too drunk to care that one isn't a Chip.  And that's not a stinger.  It's a shocker.

Being outcasts and freaks themselves, the AV Club took little notice of Leroy's huge readings on the Giger counter.

"Are you looking at me?  Ah, good.  It worked."

So obvious I'm not even going to say it.

A quick pre-visualization of a possible live action adaptation of Alladin with Edward Norton or Adrian Brody in the lead.

This is why I never played The Sims.

It's Halloween, after all.  The answer is any witch way you'd like!

Apparently Kristin was as shocked to run into Ricardo as Dani and I were.

Alexplored 10/25/08.  All images and text copyright 2008 Alexplorer.
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