Halloween 2008: Oak Lawn, Part II

Continuing where we left off...
Yeah, camo's a good way to keep from being noticed.

Vampires: The original metroplexuals.

Thought process leading up to this: "No one will think to go as the Joker in his nurse disguise."  Really?  There were three of these to every regular Joker costume.  No joke.

A meeting to discuss what Repooplicans term the "homosexual agenda."

Hmmmm.  He doesn't seem very mechanically-inclined.

Actually, only one of the BBC's Two Fat Ladies is dead.  The other still has plenty meat on her bones.

Bacchus is usually more about Mardi Gras, but Halloween in Oak Lawn serves as a good holdover until then.

The one costume not allowed to expose flesh on Halloween is Jack Skellington.

"If fur is murder, then ask me what happened to your cat."

Actually, turtles find greenface more than a little offensive.

(L to R) A historical progression from Ice Age to the apogee of global warming.

Later that evening, he was tossed from his motorcycle and was found stuck to the trunk of a nearby tree.

The Big Bad Wolf is make-believe, but organized religion remains a genuine predator on the flock.

Move over, Mr. Snuffleupagus, someone else is going to get all Big Bird's attention.

How the Wizard of Oz would be remade today.

But you know what makes the outfit?  The purse.

But you know what makes the outfit?  The purse.

Another installment of "Ambiguously Gay Cinema Couples."

Watch out, Eric Bogosian.  There's a Mimi on your tail.

Alexplored 10/25/08.  All images and text copyright 2008 Alexplorer.
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