Halloween 2008: Oak Lawn, Part XVI

Continuing where we left off...
A bear and his honey?

Apparently they stole her inhibitions.

Or maybe he's just happy to see you...?

So that's what "sugar-plum fairies" look like!

Okay, now do something HBO.

Masky.  Masky boys.

While girls do everything they can to get the boys' attention on Halloween, the reverse is anything but the case.

Dear Hollywood,

Give them a pilot episode or I'll vote Republican.


The videotape they made later that evening has been seen by more folks than Pamela and Tommy Lee's.

No, I think I'll need those drinks, lady.

The jet set always match their accessories to their surroundings.

Pick-up line I never thought would work: "You're just a freak... like me!"

Whenever you get more than a couple Catholics together, there's usually a fifth.

Strip search over.  I guess everything checks out.  Move along, ladies.

Inspired casting informs this production of Peter(less) Pan(tless).

Farmer Tug was determined to get milk from the bull.

Someone has an inflated sense of fig leaf fashion.

The fact that this looks so ordinary a scene with a blonde is precisely why the "real" Wonder Woman isn't.

Alexplored 10/25/08.  All images and text copyright 2008 Alexplorer.
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