Halloween 2008: Oak Lawn, Part XV

Continuing where we left off...
Ellen and Portia: This nightmare available only in Republican.

Beats whatever pair you're holding unless they're Charlize Theron's.

A quick summary of the majority of erotic fiction found on the internet.

Holy smoke?

Holy smoke!

Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year.

Yoda man, girl!

Those gloves are latex-free, yes?  Okay, then.

Having just emerged from their club down the street, some swingers were surprised to find Halloween happening all around them.

Oh, what those Mythbusters guys won't do for ratings!

Their hearing is finely attuned to gossip.

Don't ask, but if you absolutely must tell... whisper.

Terry Gilliam directs this unexpected remake of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

In case of a water crash, hang onto the nearest Hooters girl as she can be use as a floatation device.

Things he's broken tonight: A couple vows, several commandments, and at least one condom.

It's called "sure leave."  As in, "Sure, why not."

Ugh.  He has pooh on the front of his costume!

I like the Asian version best of all: Strawberry Shortskirt.

Alexplored 10/25/08.  All images and text copyright 2008 Alexplorer.
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