Halloween 2008: Oak Lawn, Part XIV

Continuing where we left off...
Grey's Anatomy figures out how to boost sagging ratings.

You don't often hear the phrase "man about town" anymore.

Among the gay walks the Nightbreeder.*

*For those not in the know, this is a character** from Clive Barker's Nightbreed.

**Yes, I know his name.  I'm being vague to avoid a spoiler.***

***No, you'll probably never watch it.  In fact, you should just watch the first two Hellraiser movies instead.

Newsflash: Brown-nosing with Sarah Palin will get you precisely (in the middle of) nowhere.

Do not adjust your set.

Fuck Harry Potter.  Some folks like to witch it old school.

Fair and balanced: The only group that finds this picture more offensive than the religious right is PETA.

With skills like those, can you believe they dropped out of beauty school?

"Don't worry, Goldilocks.  We'll find you something to eat that's not too hot and not too cold."

Put a 6 in front of that and I'd wager they could be Romo-sexuals.  Har!

Cat nip = pussy magnet, Part III.

Much like myself while viewing this image, she can only keep cool by panting.

Forbidden love: Royalty and the jester.

Gazin' the military.

We see them all year round.  So, no, ironic t-shirts do not qualify.

Band geeks sometimes bring ostracization on themselves.

When you make lists of the pros and cons of vinyl, the fact that it's sticky appears in both columns.

If you love something, set it free.  If it comes back to you, get a restraining order.

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and she'll be holding the video camera.

Alexplored 10/25/08.  All images and text copyright 2008 Alexplorer.
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