Halloween 2008: Oak Lawn
Every Halloween is better than the one before it.  Exhibit A: Oak Lawn.

Poster children for couples counseling.

The standard uniform for voyages this close or closer to the equator.

Can you list three things wrong with this molestation?

Subtle commentary on the ins and outs of the judicial system.

The Baroness and a Maverick.  No, not the McCain-Palin ticket!

Meet Kristy and her trusty friend in hand who always talks her into the craziest things.

A crowd gathering to see the costumes with the most exposed flesh ironically clusters together so densely that there's nothing left exposed.

We saw so many apparitions of the Joker, this makeup could very well have been camouflage.

"As an angel, I'm opposed to ultra-violence, but I'm drunk and you're cute, so I could go for a lil' spanking."

Stars and Stripes forever!

The way his boyfriend is looking at him, I know what kind of bee we have here: A queen.

Cavity searches available by request.

I know how he feels.  By the end of the night, my balls were half-blue too!

Lite beer?  Nah.  Pinstripes are slimming!

Cousin Itt brought a date.

There's always someone who opts for the fetish wear they don in private the other 364 days of the year.

He's worried they'll bust him because:
1) He wasn't born here,
2) He's a manual laborer, and
3) His name is Jesus!

Sometimes I get nostalgic for the days when Mtv used to play videos.

Classic ambiguously gay tv characters of the '60s, Part I.

Alexplored 10/25/08.  All images and text copyright 2008 Alexplorer.
Continue to Part II