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I don't know where Wolverine's claws are at the moment, but clearly he used them on the front of her costume before we arrived. |
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Most dolls aren't so anatomically correct. |
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Remember, kids, power tool safety is an important subject. |
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Because you can never have too many Paris Hiltons. |
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But even one Britney is too many. |
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Today's suggestive lyric: "It's better down where it's wetter..." |
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She won by default when Godzilla and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man failed to show up for the epic three-way battle. |
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You mean this isn't the regulation uniform for vice cops? Well, it should be. |
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I don't even know what she's supposed to be, but it wins Best Costume of the night as far as I'm concerned. |
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You've heard of the Iditarod, right? Well, it's absolutely nothing like that. |
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I'm not going to call her a little tramp, but I'd certainly be first in line to find out. |
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It's Wonder (what's holding her top up) Woman. |
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Justification for HMOphobia. |
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He looks about three-quarters of the way angry. |
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Another Tim Burton reunion. |
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Good thing he wore armor because these subjects are among the most unruly of the kingdom. |
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Well, here's an endorsement for a Caribbean cruise if I ever saw one. |
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Scientists say no, but I would say this is proof that time-travel is indeed possible. |
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You don't need any help pitching a teepee in your pants now, do you? You're welcome. |
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