Halloween 2007: Oak Lawn, Part IX

Continuing where we left off...
I don't know where Wolverine's claws are at the moment, but clearly he used them on the front of her costume before we arrived.

Most dolls aren't so anatomically correct.

Remember, kids, power tool safety is an important subject.

Because you can never have too many Paris Hiltons.

But even one Britney is too many.

Today's suggestive lyric: "It's better down where it's wetter..."

She won by default when Godzilla and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man failed to show up for the epic three-way battle.

You mean this isn't the regulation uniform for vice cops?  Well, it should be.

I don't even know what she's supposed to be, but it wins Best Costume of the night as far as I'm concerned.

You've heard of the Iditarod, right?  Well, it's absolutely nothing like that.

I'm not going to call her a little tramp, but I'd certainly be first in line to find out.

It's Wonder (what's holding her top up) Woman.

Justification for HMOphobia.

He looks about three-quarters of the way angry.

Another Tim Burton reunion.

Good thing he wore armor because these subjects are among the most unruly of the kingdom.

Well, here's an endorsement for a Caribbean cruise if I ever saw one.

Scientists say no, but I would say this is proof that time-travel is indeed possible.

You don't need any help pitching a teepee in your pants now, do you?  You're welcome.

Copyright 2007 Alexplorer.
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