Halloween 2007: Oak Lawn, Part VIII

Continuing where we left off...
Am I on hallucinogenic mushrooms or am I seeing what I think I'm seeing over his head?

One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

No one seems to carry a handkerchief anymore.

Censors forbade the network from ever showing the final episode of CHiPs, but fans knew it could only end one way.

Ironically, if she was my genie, I'd have precisely nothing left to wish for.

With so many hotties on his friend list, MySpace's Tom has to take a lot of cold showers.

Even though he's hardly recognizable post-surgery, Kenny Rogers still does alright in the love department.

Animal rights groups object, but you can still get a pet incubus on Craigslist any time you like.

Somewhere in the uncharted territory between secretly wearing women's underwear and taking the all-out plunge into cross-dressing, you'll find this guy.

If you think about it, the '70s were the first and last decade in which couples could sport a matching hair-do.

You ever have that dream where you show up in your underwear and everyone's staring at you?  Well, for these guys, that's called a wet dream.

Some photos just don't need a caption.

As much as I support fair labor practices, I shudder to think about a future in which Hooters waitresses unionize.

A vow of chastity means you have to confess you're getting nun.

A brave investor might look at this picture and see the marketing angle to save the airline industry.

Barbara shows us a real bush supporter.

...And then there were two.

While Axel continues to try to live in the past with his Guns 'n' Roses cover band, Slash is really going for a different image these days.

Copyright 2007 Alexplorer.
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