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It didn't matter what Simon thought of Dani's costume, Paula Abdul said we looked great. |
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It's been a while since I watched the show, but is Oscar's nose really this guy's face? |
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He left a wake of people rushing to the ER with punctured corneas. |
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I know two things that aren't little about Little Red Riding Hood. |
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He's too low-key to be a fascist, so I guess he's just a chauvinist. |
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Which are you going to choose? Self-service? I don't think so. Live a little. |
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An anesthesiologist, of course! Who else would you find at the gas station? |
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Everyone loves them zombies!
*Bonus round: Ironic sign overhead. |
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Mario is programmed to always be ready
to give the shocker.
*Second shocker joke so far if you're keeping count! |
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Not the Jeanie I was dreaming of, but, hey, what the hell... |
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Food for thought: Is it admissible to have given a breathalyzer test to a guy in a walking respirator? |
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Another pair that makes straights flush. |
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Now just think what he'd be trying to put in her mouth if she were an altar boy! |
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It seems like a conflict of interest that he's bottle-fed. |
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Wild Pac. |
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Can we say "Dreamgirls 2"? |
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Pink Floyd will likely never tour again, but there's always this costume and your iPod, right? |
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Unfortunately, the apple was not laced with poison but rather ecstasy, so we had to watch her dance up there all night. |
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Continue to Part VII |