|It didn't matter what Simon thought of Dani's costume, Paula Abdul said we looked great.|
|It's been a while since I watched the show, but is Oscar's nose really this guy's face?|
|He left a wake of people rushing to the ER with punctured corneas.|
|I know two things that aren't little about Little Red Riding Hood.|
|He's too low-key to be a fascist, so I guess he's just a chauvinist.|
|Which are you going to choose? Self-service? I don't think so. Live a little.|
|An anesthesiologist, of course! Who else would you find at the gas station?|
|Everyone loves them zombies!
*Bonus round: Ironic sign overhead.
|Mario is programmed to always be ready
to give the shocker.
*Second shocker joke so far if you're keeping count!
|Not the Jeanie I was dreaming of, but, hey, what the hell...|
|Food for thought: Is it admissible to have given a breathalyzer test to a guy in a walking respirator?|
|Another pair that makes straights flush.|
|Now just think what he'd be trying to put in her mouth if she were an altar boy!|
|It seems like a conflict of interest that he's bottle-fed.|
|Can we say "Dreamgirls 2"?|
|Pink Floyd will likely never tour again, but there's always this costume and your iPod, right?|
|Unfortunately, the apple was not laced with poison but rather ecstasy, so we had to watch her dance up there all night.|
|Continue to Part VII|