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Oh, like there was really a shortage of warm flesh to rub up against? |
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The spousal abuse was the clearest manifestation of what they were repressing all those years. |
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The invasion of Endor is underway, sir! |
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Now that's commitment to a character. |
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He could have set himself on fire and still not gotten much attention. |
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Either can sit on my shoulder, but the naughty thoughts are going to win out no matter what. |
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Yep. That guy. Remember him from last year? |
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How about this one? Even with the mask on, it was easy to guess who he was by the atrophied testicles. |
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There are just so many untapped ideas for bad sequels that Hollywood just can't get around to them all. |
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If you can't make it to Mardi Gras, then Mardi Gras can come to you. |
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Nuns and corporal punishment go together like me and fantasies involving this girl. |
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This year's winner for the "Creepier than the anyone on the Sex Offenders Registry" award. |
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Um, when's Labor Day again? |
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Oh, look. It's young Anakin and a phantom menace. |
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Much to everyone's surprise, there is one costume that seamlessly blends the he fetish crowd with the comics nerds. |
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But will he eat you? Yes. For free even. |
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I could see how she might get poked in the eye wearing that. |
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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. |
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Continue to Part IV |