Halloween 2007: Oak Lawn, Part II

Continuing where we left off...
Okay, it's official.  The sanctity of marriage has been destroyed.  If you're gay, you're free to get married.

Why, Grandma!  What a big shocker you have!

Quick!  Does anyone know the Heimlich?!

And just think what he'd be sporting down there if the weather was warmer!

Three of a kind makes straights flush.

The assumption is that he'll fool you into thinking he's hung like one.

I don't care what you think.  There's nothing wrong with playing with dolls.


Oh, I get the joke, but I'd say she's tempted by both just the same.

Guess which part of me became the Man of Steel.

Asian ass: It's all about quality, not quantity.

Man, I haven't had Cookie Crisp since that guy was their mascot!

This is almost certainly the only guy in the world who could put on a sports jacket on Halloween and have everyone recognize him as going as Rodney Dangerfield.

If you dress up as a mirror ball, it's only a matter of time before you attract a cowboy, an Indian, construction worker, sailor, and, hey!  Here comes a leather guy now!

I was trying desperately to come up with a great pick-up line about firing into the shaft that leads directly to her reactor system so I could start a chain reaction, but let me just say, Princess, you can drunk dial me anytime.

Sir, could you empty your pockets and pass through the metal detector again, please?

Bee?  No, I would have said a generous C or better.

It's a Tim Burton reunion.

Copyright 2007 Alexplorer.
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