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Okay, it's official. The sanctity of marriage has been destroyed. If you're gay, you're free to get married. |
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Why, Grandma! What a big shocker you have! |
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Quick! Does anyone know the Heimlich?! |
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And just think what he'd be sporting down there if the weather was warmer! |
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Three of a kind makes straights flush. |
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The assumption is that he'll fool you into thinking he's hung like one. |
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I don't care what you think. There's nothing wrong with playing with dolls. |
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Checkmate? |
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Oh, I get the joke, but I'd say she's tempted by both just the same. |
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Guess which part of me became the Man of Steel. |
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Asian ass: It's all about quality, not quantity. |
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Man, I haven't had Cookie Crisp since that guy was their mascot! |
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This is almost certainly the only guy in the world who could put on a sports jacket on Halloween and have everyone recognize him as going as Rodney Dangerfield. |
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If you dress up as a mirror ball, it's only a matter of time before you attract a cowboy, an Indian, construction worker, sailor, and, hey! Here comes a leather guy now! |
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I was trying desperately to come up with a great pick-up line about firing into the shaft that leads directly to her reactor system so I could start a chain reaction, but let me just say, Princess, you can drunk dial me anytime. |
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Sir, could you empty your pockets and pass through the metal detector again, please? |
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Bee? No, I would have said a generous C or better. |
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It's a Tim Burton reunion. |
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Continue to Part III |