Halloween 2006: Oak Lawn, Part V
Yep, another year in Oak Lawn.  Seriously, if you're within driving distance and you're dressing up, then you had better be here or you need to send me explicit photos the swinger's party you just had to be at instead.

She showed me how to rub wood until it catches fire.

The bench?  He ate it.

Pretty clever idea.  Suppose you find someone with silver paint on his hands.  He isn't your boyfriend and you know you didn't sleep with him.  Now you know who did.

It doesn't look like they've eaten much of anything, let alone a stupid old apple.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

And that's not even counting the ones in the red shorts.


Clearly this is a sign you're overdue for a mammogram.

Since "Motley Crue" was already taken, they went with "Variegate Assemblage" instead.

And yet his sidekick is a girl.  What gives?

I can't believe they never thought about remaking the Wizard of Oz this way either.

Since we're having a Rocky Horror year, here's a quick PSA:

Don't dream it.  Bee it.


Big bow.  Check.

Big hair.  Check.

Big boobs.  Check.

Big hands.  Wait.  What?


Well, that's one flag I'll bet you could get a Republican to burn.

Don't turn around, uh-oh!
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh!

Imagination. 

Either they lack it in their costumes or I don't have enough of it to figure out what the hell they're supposed to be.


Yeow!  Turn those outfits down!

Okay, what the fuck was in that peace pipe?!

I thought maybe he was too overeager in that classic ripping off the shirt move.  Nope.  It was steroids.

Alexplored 10/28/06.  All images and text copyright 2006 Alexplorer.
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