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Why is it girls are always attracted to guys who act like dicks? |
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Take cover, Mel's shitfaced again. Oy vey! |
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It's poetic justice that a moth ate his pants. |
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Coincidentally, I use these as pet names in the bedroom. |
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Ironically, I caught him smoking. |
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See? You don't need a costume to look like a freak. |
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If you show off your tattooed ass, that's exactly what people will think you are. |
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I found something similar in the seldom-used vegetable drawer when I cleaned out my fridge. |
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Raisins? That's silly.
I say they should change their mascot to a bird of a different feather and call it "Cocks." |
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Dog the bounty hunter and wife tend to associate with Riff Raff. |
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"Tell the Senate I'll be a bit late. Yeah, just have to pick up a couple new slave boys and stop off at the vomitorium..." |
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Those military recruiters are stooping to new lows to meet their quotas. |
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People say poodles are really smart, but it that's the case, why do they dress like this? |
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I swear, if I saw another Captain Jack Sparrow tonight, I was going to put a knife through a dead man's chest. |
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To answer your first two questions:
1) Super glue. 2) Eight hours. Yes, I'm serious. |
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Causal Fridays was discontinued at the local Asian restaurant following an unspeakable but inevitable incident involving hot grease. |
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Continue to Part V |