|In the sequel, Alice meets who the caterpillar
turned into who was meeting someone to get into a cocoon with.
Curiouser and curiouser.
(And, Alice, read the labels. Not everything says "Eat me.")
|TX-412, why aren't you at your post?|
|Who says you can't enjoy your own self breast exam?|
|All those leaves you raked and put on the curb have returned to haunt you.|
|Most of us are.|
|All joking aside, this guy was awesome. He never broke character once.|
|Oh, as if.|
|Some would disagree, but I think less is more.|
|Green with (penis?) envy.|
|You should read some of the ads these two post in Craigslist's personals.|
"Hey, uhhhhhhhhh... lady?"
|Though I wasn't able to stay for the entire performance, this was possibly the most moving production of Waiting for Godot I have ever attended.|
|Good thing no one she knows is on the internet.|
|Just a guess here, but what I want is almost certainly not under this tree. Not that I was going to shake any packages to find out.|
|It would be a sad day if these two were ever competing for the top spot at the box office.|
|Cornflower and Magenta.|
|Here's a bit of advice to you,
said the cat
said the cat in the hat.
Check the bowl, don't be in a rush
There's no need to hurry and flush.
The most important thing to do
|Continue to Part IV|