Halloween 2006: Oak Lawn, Part III
Yep, another year in Oak Lawn.  Seriously, if you're within driving distance and you're dressing up, then you had better be here or you need to send me explicit photos the swinger's party you just had to be at instead.

In the sequel, Alice meets who the caterpillar turned into who was meeting someone to get into a cocoon with.

Curiouser and curiouser.

(And, Alice, read the labels.  Not everything says "Eat me.")

TX-412, why aren't you at your post?

Who says you can't enjoy your own self breast exam?

All those leaves you raked and put on the curb have returned to haunt you.

Most of us are.

All joking aside, this guy was awesome.  He never broke character once.

Oh, as if.

Some would disagree, but I think less is more.

Green with (penis?) envy.

You should read some of the ads these two post in Craigslist's personals.

"Hey, sailor."

"Hey, uhhhhhhhhh... lady?"

Though I wasn't able to stay for the entire performance, this was possibly the most moving production of Waiting for Godot I have ever attended.

Good thing no one she knows is on the internet.

Just a guess here, but what I want is almost certainly not under this tree.  Not that I was going to shake any packages to find out.

It would be a sad day if these two were ever competing for the top spot at the box office.

Cornflower and Magenta.

Here's a bit of advice to you,
said the cat
said the cat in the hat.
Check the bowl, don't be in a rush 
There's no need to hurry and flush.

The most important thing to do
is a little analytic review.
And then go see a doctor if your Thing 2 
is ever either red or blue.

Alexplored 10/28/06.  All images and text copyright 2006 Alexplorer.
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