|Look, it's Wonder (if-that's-really-a)
I had no idea (s)he knew Cher.
|"Fork you, Bub."|
|Damn. I forgot my kryptonite to counter her hypnotic ass... Can't... stop... staring.|
|I had to adjust the shutter speed to avoid motion blur when he jiggled these.|
|No, it most definitely isn't Kansas. They don't believe Darwin about the flying monkeys there.|
|Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, it's only half price for repeat customers, right?
|I didn't have the nerve to tell her what I huge crush I had on her in the 6th grade.|
|You think they planned it so the conservative one would be on the right?|
|And they called it puppy love....|
|I interrupted Raggedy Ann in the middle of congratulating Steve on his Darwin Award this year.|
|They are so full of crap.|
(No, it's okay. Go ahead. It's really a chick this time.)
|Obviously someone's a Rush fan.
|No, officer, I did not see who put pooh on his chest.|
|Polly want a spider?|
|Pam Grier rocks!
|I worry that the friction could set off a round.|
|Continue to Part III|