Halloween 2005: Oak Lawn
After a really funny Halloween last year, Dani and I decided to return to Oak Lawn again this year with our friends.  It was pretty chilly this time, but that didn't inspire much modesty.  At least it didn't rain this time.

This year was even more packed than last year... probably because everyone saw my page last year and thought this place looked like fun.  Yeah, that's it.

Even if you went home alone, you probably rubbed against enough near-naked flesh for this to count for partial credit in your little black book.

Fortunately, there is no physical required to join a convent.  Nor a breathalizer test, apparently.

It's amazing the effect Viagra has had on the older crowd.

Mr. and Mrs. Darth Vader challenge you to find the biker scout in this photo.  It is your destiny.

I've been looking all over for that calculator.  Why, domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!

Two words...

Wardrobe malfunction!

Continuing the Star Wars theme of the night, here's Attack of the Crones!

Interestingly, the only money he had to spend on this costume was for the poster board.

Fun fact: Gay men are impervious to cold weather.

I'm sure she would have had more customers if she had a beard.  Okay, and a penis, of course.

Dr. Frank-N-Furter reminds us, "Don't dream it... eat it."

Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

Alexplored 10/28/05.  All images and text copyright 2005 Alexplorer.
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