|George Romero couldn't dream up a scene this frightening if he was attacked by Tim Burton.|
|Which came first, the chicken man or
the paper mache egg?
Dani ponders the mystery from a safe distance.
|A John Deer tractor and the traditional Abominable Snowman in a tutu are pretty much synonymous with Easter in most cultures.|
|Unless there's money involved, cockroaches are pretty much the only things that will still eat Peeps a week after Easter.|
|Honestly, you're a man in a pastel convertible VW. A rainbow bumper sticker would have been redundant at this point.|
|Liz in her natural habitat.
Yes, that's a toilet she's sitting on, and it's filled with candy. What better place to enjoy a cigar?
|No, lady, your other left. And it's catching up. RUN!!!|
|All the special effects involved couldn't convince me the baby was happy. Then again, it's hard to smile with cheeks that fat.|
|Her wedding day will be a close second in her mind.|
|"Yeah, well the only seeds I plant are in the ground," said Farmer Brown, and grinned as he continued on his "Daisies, not Babies" campaign.|
|When you think how humiliating it could have been for him, you start to realize that Sisyphus had it pretty easy.|
|Here comes the neighborhood.|
|One time I watched Miami Vice on more drugs than Crockett and Tubbs confiscated in an average episode... and it looked exactly like this.|
|No, Elmer, I mean the guy behind you is about to shoot!|
|Hey, that's a good way to cover up the hail damage!|
|It isn't the six pack one usually finds tied to the bumper, but it'll do.|
|Awwww, and they're so cute even without the accessories.|
|This is what you used to have to install with the first generation of XM radios.|
|Because if Quentin Tarantino had his way, Easter would involve a guy in a kilt, King Tut, and an Oldsmobile, that's why.|
|The gutter turned into a feeding trough for Dani as she was jonsing for the candy the kids threw in their war against our pancreases.|
|Good thing the Pope was there, this
being a religious holiday and all.
Looks like he gave up on that cloning ban though.
|Continue to Part II|