New Frontiers in Guitar
Design
Most of the ideas expressed on the other pages
of this site (and most others beyond it) tend to think in terms of only
the most conventional materials, things that you would get from a guitar
parts supplier. If you happen to be the artistic type, take a look
around your local hardware store and I'm sure you'll see some as-yet-unimagined
instruments waiting to be built.
Over the years I have jotted down some
of the ideas I've had for such projects, although the electronic modifications
have consumed most of my time (nevermind the fact that I have limited talent
in the other areas). Below are a few of them.
Body
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Acrylic. Make the body out of
an acrylic block (a la the famous Dan Armstrong model or the latest B.C.
Rich creations), then cut (rout) groves in the surface and fill them with
wire (or bits of clothes hangers), possibly of different gauges to create
interesting patterns.
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A different "heavy metal" guitar: For
obvious reasons, bicycle frames are incredibly strong, able to withstand
string tension. In spite of this, you can (read: I have) cut through
them with a Dremel and/or a hacksaw (and a lot of determination).
Some ideas:
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use curved, semi-parallel bars of girls' bike
for body.
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or use bicycle steering column for body.
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to this you can attach a conventional bridge,
neck and electronics to create something like the Birdfish
by Teuffel.
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Holey guitar body, Batman. Cut
holes into the body (and/or headstock). Turn it into Swiss cheese.
Or you can cut away chunks. Of course, be careful that it's structurally
sound afterwards.
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Sheet metal. It's an easy material
to obtain and to work with (well, relatively speaking). Cut an overlay
for the surface of the guitar and/or the headstock. You now have
a surface that is highly amenable to engraving (get out your Dremel!) or
something more brutal like rusting, gouging, or blasting. Be sure
to get your tetanus shots before you go on tour.
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Screw your guitar! You can then
adhere sheet metal to the wood with either screws or copious amounts of
glue (depending on the aesthetic you're going for), but screws are interesting
in and of themselves as they can be arranged in artistic patters (think
symbols, logos, initials, etc.).
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Something heavier. A variation
on the above would be to use diamond plate metal as a pickguard.
This is the stuff typically found on trucks as well as on James Hetfield's
signature model ESP Explorer (guitar, not truck).
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Greased lightning. Check out
auto parts stores for additional materials, but especially look in the
auto detailing aisle for decals (yay! flames!), chrome strips, colored
tape, etc.
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Lite Brite. Add colored lights
and/or LEDs to the guitar. These could be installed in the face of
the body or, alternatively, may be placed in hollowed out sections (i.e.,
like the resonating chambers of some guitars) and covered over with opaque
plastic (picture the material from milk bottles or plastic greenhouses).
Lights can be made to flash by having them triggered by monitoring the
guitar's output. There is a one-of-a-kind Rickenbaker with many of
these attributes currently on display at the Smithsonian's "Art of the
Guitar" exhibit (I have seen the same instrument featured in several books
on the subject of guitar design as well).
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El-wire! A very effective variation
on the above. To learn more (and to check out a great supplier),
click here. Note: one technical
hurdle you'll have to overcome here is getting the pickups and other electronics
shielded from the whine of the inverter that powers the el-circuit.
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New frontiers in paint. Many
craft stores carry specialty paints you wouldn't ever find at your local
hardware store. Some examples:
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Glass paint - Designed to emulate stained
or colored glass. It's transparent, so you might consider using a
single color of this paint on top of either white or silver paint.
Or you might try interesting blends of color. For example, if you
painted three overlapping transparent stripes of green, blue, and red,
you could also have purple and aqua or turquoise as well.
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Crackle paint - This gives an aged
appearance to, say, pottery, but it could be applied to dramatic effect
on something like a "themed guitar. For example, maybe you want something
gothic or Egyptian and want to emulate the appearance of papyrus then paint
heiroglyphic symbols on top of that. Hey, don't laugh. It's
just an idea for you to go trick or treating with.
Neck
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Acrylic rod transected. This
creates approximately the dimensions of a guitar neck (admittedly, it is
probably a little closer to a baseball bat).
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Inlay. In conjunction with the
above, it would be especially attractive to add inlays made from dark plastic
or, alternatively, LEDs inside the neck. Also, consider interesting
inlay patterns. Some of my favorites have been a series of different
symbols based on unconventional themes such as Egyptian heiroglyphics or
simple fractal designs that have shown up in crop circles.
Electronics
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Making a switch. Rather than
going with a traditional Strat 5-way switch or Gibson 3-way toggle, check
the variety of interesting hardware at, for example, Radio
Shack (links to search), including lighted switches, rockers, rotary
models, etc.
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Hardware stores. Things like
light switches and wall plates from hardware stores offer interesting and
kitschy ways of adding functionality to your instrument. The knob
from a dimmer switch can be adapted to your volume/tone pots to add to
the illusion.
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Odd meters. Other unconventional
things like volt meters or triggered LEDs (e.g., an "output meter" project)
can really dress up a guitar or even put it totally over the top.
Simple "kits" for amateurs can be found on many electronics sites that
create coordinated patterns or level meters from LEDs.
Additional
ideas
My friend Grak is a drummer, but plays
a little guitar as well. Here are a couple of projects he told me
about that fall somewhere between "found art" and old-fashioned recycling.
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Bridge over troubled guitars.
"Right now I'm working on a guitar that uses Jesus Christ on the cross
as a bridge. I cut grooves into the cross to help the strings sit
right and control some outrageous intonation."
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Drumster. "I recently built a
drum kit out of a fouton frame I found in a dumpster. It took a little
while, a couple beers and powertools, but we eventually got it done."
Links
So just where do you get an acrylic rod
or block of plastic or a piece of machined metal? A number of industrial
suppliers have a presence on the web including the following:
Got an idea?
Feel free to email me.
Copyright Alexplorer.